Fred and Harry emerged from the clubhouse to tee off at the first, but Roger looked distracted.
“Anything the matter, mate?” Harry asked.
“Oh, it’s just that I can’t stand the club pro,” Fred replied. “He’s been trying to correct my stance.”
“He’s only trying to help your game,” Harry soothed.
“Yeah,” Fred said, “but I was using the urinal at the time.”
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